Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Baby on Board

What is with this sign in people's cars? What's the point? Are people assuming that if they stick this sign to the back windshield of their vehicle, they'll be safe and sound?

Here I am, driving around the streets of Toronto, obeying all the rules of the road. But wait, I'm going to throw caution to the wind, lose my mind for a few minutes, drive recklessly and crash into that black Honda! Ha-ha-ha! Hold on, I can't, it has a "Baby on Board" sign on the back windshield. I better drive extra-careful around this vehicle. These people are much more important than those teenagers I just passed.

People of Earth...remove these signs from your car. They are stupid!

I've wanted to get this off my chest for a long time now. I feel much better. Thanks for listening.

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