Tuesday, September 26, 2006

I believe that's a do-over

Track and field line judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped after a javelin hit her in her foot during 'Brazil Trophy,' a national track and field competition, in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

Perhaps they should invent a yell similar to golf's "fore" when a javelin throw goes awry.

Friday, September 22, 2006

You're a moron when ...

... your instructor tells you a zillion times during the first two classes that there's no class on September 21 and you stay at work for an extra hour, drive down the DVP during rush hour, spend $5 on parking, get to the college, find the classroom doors locked, and then it hits you ... I'm a moron.

Actually, I'm the chief of morons because now I have to drive home up the DVP during rush hour all the while realizing that there's two wasted hours of life I'll never get back.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Give Tellqvist a break!

Apparently Mikael Tellqvist played a great game last night in the pre-season win against Ottawa. This enhances his chances (say that five times quickly) of winning the back-up job behind Raycroft. I feel bad for Tellqvist because I think it's unfair that he's been labeled as the guy who can't win in big situations.

Let's revisit the two games that gave him this moniker. He played poorly against the Canadiens when the Leafs were battling for a playoof spot last year. He didn't win them the games and therefore he choked when the pressure was on. Are we forgetting that the entire Leaf team was rancid for those two games? The team, behind Belfour, was on a losing streak and playing poorly. To lay the blame on Tellqvist was an easy out for the coaching staff and management. The reporters are the ones who have stigmatized Tellqvist, in my opinion unfairly, from just two bad games. I understand that he's not the second coming of Jacques Plante, but he's not as bad as the press makes him to be.

Let's see how he does this year and then you can judge the man. Just remember that this team isn't a whole lot better than last year's squad. I don't think they'll make the playoffs but that might be 39 years of frustration talking!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Sweathog Shenanigans

The Enquirer has published this photo of John Travolta kissing another man on the steps of his private plane in Hamilton, Ontario.

Since it is The Enquirer, you never really know. He is, after all, half Italian so he may just be saying "ciao" -- the European way.

Reincarnation

Reincarnation ... it's a matter of life and death.

70 cents

No, it's not the name of a new hip-hop artist. That's what the gas price was when I filled up the Echo. 70 cents!! 70 cents!! 70 cents!! 70 cents!! 70 cents!! 70 cents!!

Short lived ... it's back up to 90 cents.