Why George Jr is the way he is

Former first lady, Barbara Bush, had this to say about the evacuees from Hurricane Katrina who are at the Houston Astrodome:

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality," she said.

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this - this is working very well for them."

Nice Move

As I was driving home the other day, I saw some stuff fly out of the sunroof of an SUV. I changed lanes to avoid it but still ran into about 5 little pieces of paper. As I drove by I saw that it was the dude's wallet. The pieces of paper that flew into my windshield were business cards and money. This wallet would have made George Costanza proud. It looked like a library exploded!

The guy pulled over immediately and jumped out to collect his valuables. I turned a corner so I lost him in my rearview mirror and had no way of knowing if he survived his ordeal on the road. How someone could lose their wallet through the sunroof is beyond me.